Archive for the ‘Cops 'n' Robbers’ Category

Mr. Mudd and Mr. Gold and Dr. Dirt

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

The wicked king of clubs awoke it was to his queen turned his lips were laughing as they spoke his eyes like bullets burned the sun's upon a gambling day his queen smiled low and blissfully let's make some wretched fool to play plain it was she did agree - Townes Van Zandt Mr. Mudd and Mr. Gold Sheryl Kay ...

What Are Pennies Made Of?

Monday, September 17th, 2007

Officials from the headless rudderless Justice Department in D.C. have descended on Austin as part of an ongoing investigation into whether the city’s police force “is systematically violating the Constitution of the United States.” Local NAACP honcho Nelson Linder invites the community to meet with the G-men at 7 PM ...

Beat To A Punch (Updated)

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

No pun intended, but the Hatesman beat us to this cop story one: Police union president resigns Working on getting you the rest of the story before the spin cycle sets in... I got his resignation letter right here: To: APA Members From: Jim Beck Date: August 16, 2007 Subject: APA Presidency Change Effective immediately, I am resigning from my position ...

Overheard At Dunkin’ Donuts

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

Austin’s brand new top cop Art Acevedo missed the fun last year when the city had to kick in an estimated $2.5 million to close a gap on the police department’s books. Seems that money seized in federal drug seizures was used to pay salaries and supplement other expenses ...